Winter gettin colder, summer gettin warmer
Tidal wave comin cross the Mexican border
Why buy a gallon, when its cheaper by the barrel
Just dont be busted singin Christmas carols

Thats us, Thats right
Gotta love this American ride
Both ends of the ozone burnin
Funny how the world keeps turnin
Look ma, no hands
I love this American ride
Gotta love this American ride

Momma gets her rocks off watchin Desperate Housewives
Daddy works his can off payin for the good life
Kids on the YouTube learnin how to be cool
Livin in a cruel world, pays to be a mean girl

Thats us, Thats right
Gotta love this American ride
Both ends of the ozone burnin
Funny how the world keeps turnin
Look ma, no hands
I love this American ride
Gotta love this American ride

Poor little miss Americas town
She gained five pounds and lost her crown
Quick fix plastic surgical antidote
Got herself a record deal, cant even sing a note

Plasma gettin bigger, Jesus gettin smaller
Spill a cup of coffee, make a million dollars
Cousins caught a buzz with an aerosol can
If the shoe dont fit, the fits gonna hit the shan

Thats us, Thats right
Gotta love this American ride
Both ends of the ozone burnin
Funny how the world keeps turnin
Hot dog, Hot damn
I love this American ride
Gotta love this American ride



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